These tiles aren’t real… again (with Chat GPT)

It’s been a year and AI hasn’t taken over yet, but is it closer to taking over the job of a tile-addicted blogger? I gave it the same prompt as last time – “write a funny article about a real unique tile collection” and let it rip. Let’s see what it came up with…

The Quirkiest Tile Collection Ever: Tiling with a Twist!

In the wild world of home decor, where beige and grey reign supreme, a rebel has emerged from the dusty tiles of monotony. Presenting the most eccentric, hilarious, and downright absurd tile collection that’ll have you questioning whether you’re redecorating your home or starring in a sitcom. Get ready to tile with a twist – it’s time for a laugh-out-loud home makeover!

Our “Punderful Porcelain” series takes wordplay to a whole new level. Picture this: tiles adorned with puns so groan-worthy they might just make you chuckle every time you step into the bathroom. From “Toilet Tile-etry” to “Punder the Sea,” these tiles are guaranteed to bring a smile to your face, even during the most mundane moments.

But why stop at puns? Our “Optical Illusion Intricacies” collection is designed to boggle the mind and confuse the senses. Imagine stepping into your living room and suddenly feeling like you’re walking on clouds, or perhaps it’s a 3D abyss – who can tell? These tiles are perfect for hosting parties where your guests will spend more time staring at the floor than engaging in small talk.

For those who want their tiles to be conversation starters, our “Emoji Extravaganza” collection is a must-see. Express yourself with a range of tiles featuring your favorite emojis – crying-laughing face in the kitchen, heart eyes in the bedroom, and, of course, the poop emoji in the bathroom. It’s a tile-tastic way to communicate without saying a word.

But wait, there’s more! Introducing the “Crazy Creatures Carpet,” where your floor becomes a zoo. From flamingo-shaped tiles in the foyer to giraffe patterns in the hallway, you can turn your home into a whimsical safari. Just be careful not to start a zoo revolt – those tiles can be a wild bunch.

In a world of serious designs and minimalist trends, our unique tile collection is here to remind you that your home should be as quirky and delightful as you are. So, let’s break free from the shackles of convention and embark on a tile-tastic journey filled with laughter, puns, and a touch of the absurd. After all, who said tiling couldn’t be a laughing matter?

Once again the ‘real’ part of my request was lost entirely, but it definitely made up for it by giving me four distinct, unrelated collections that don’t let the laws of physics or the realities of working with ceramic stop them from getting creative. The bizarre descriptions made generating images for the designs relatively difficult, with my request for ‘poop emoji tiles’ proving particularly challenging (which is why we unfortunately don’t have any here).

Was this better or worse than last year do you think?

All images were created on DeepAI.